You just went through a tough break-up and you don't want to seek professional advise on putting your life back on track. You're as mad as hell and you believe that "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!" Then go. Do these silly things. It won't kill the other guy but it will make you feel better.
- Change your phone number. Change your address. Change your career.
- Start playing dart and put his photo in the bull's eye. Do five minutes of dart every day until you get good at it. Eventually, his picture will be mutilated beyond recognition and on the good side, you'll probably master this sport.
- Paste his photograph on one wheel of your car and drive him to pieces.
- Keep a picture of him by the toilet bowl, and then squirt some disinfectant or some deodorizer every time you go to the bathroom. This is a good way of reminding yourself how much of a junk your ex was and how much he stunk.
- Sign your e-mails with 'glad to be single again' or the 'most sought after single on this planet'.
- Own a domain name like Idumpedthemoron.org or superpre.cio.us. Who knows you could be rich someday by owning a part of internet real estate.
- Start a blog on the Top Twenty Reasons of Staying Out of A Relationship. Write his name on every single one of them.
- Start your own beauty regimen that you can do instead of spending your time sour-graping over the relationship. Who knows you can get a fortune out of it?
- Change your ring back tone to the Pussy Cat Dolls’ “Don’t you wish your girl friend was hot like me?”
- Enhance your culinary skill. Then host a special dinner inviting all his friends but him. Better yet, invite his mother. Before long, he'll know what he is missing.
Still can’t get enough? You’re sick. Just get some sleep. You'll forget about all this. You’ll wake up refreshed and rejuvenated.
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